May 2013
warandpichu:
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
this is the best advice ever omg
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
bemusedlybespectacled:
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead,...
togamivevo:
in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
irresponsibleeyouth:
the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
mewtoot:
i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
notmybaconyoubitch asked: Nathan Adrian or Ryan Lochte? Ryan Callahan or Henrik Lundqivst?
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repeating-serenity:
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
broadwayhat:
You can’t spell Rangers without anger
Put two people in my ask and I'll tell you which...
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Watchohsoswiftly:
Taylor wins Top Album
flashbacksandechoes:
ITS BLUE
ITS SPARKLY
ITS SEXY
THE FANS ARE HAPPY
THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GOOD
staalways:
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
Notice how the entire hockey fandom reblogs this
Things you can buy for the price of cigarettes
blua:
Chocolate milk
Chinese food
A box of chocolates
A bouquet of flowers at a grocery store
A vinyl album
Your favorite movie on dvd or bluray
A good book
A month worth of food for a starving child
5 pounds of rice
Dental Insurance
Two boxes of cereal
A six pack of delicious apple cider
A bottle of wine
HBO channels
Postage for a care package to a friend that lives far away
blindguymcsqueezie:
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
shout out to everyone who is respectful about everyone elses beliefs
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